October 22, 2005
OMG WTF BBQ
Posted by pete at October 22, 2005 2:34 PMI FORGOT TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCKS DAY LOL BUT DONT LISTEN TO ME LOOK HERE TO BE PWNED11!!1ONE:
CAPS LOCK DAY IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE AND FOREVER SCREAMING TEXT FOR ALL ETERNITY AND LOVE
HERES WHERE I MAKE JOKE ABOUT A/S/L BUT YOU WONT LAUGH SO SUCK ON IT H8ERS ALSO GO HEAR FOR PICS LIKE THIS1:
LOL DAT IS TEH FUNAY L8Z
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I'VE COME TO COMPLAIN TO THE MAN IN CHARGE ABOUT THE LACK OF A PROPER BLOG ENTRY I COME TO THIS SITE EVERYDAY AND WANT TO SEE SOMETHING GOOD TO READ OK THANKS BYE!!!!11!!!!111!
I'm glad I never was a part of that.
YES, WE MORMONS WILL ASSAULT YOU WITH OUR CLEAN CUT YOUNG MEN, PLEASANT DEMEANOR, AND SECRET NINJA STRENGTH. BE AWARE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO THWART US IS BY ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHAT AND SLAMMING YOUR DOOR, REPEATEDLY, IN OUR FACES.
PS. NUNCHUKES? YEAH, OKAY.
PETE DIDNT MEAN TOO CAUSE A STIR BUT THX ANYWY.
Was there a collective dropping of acid scheduled? If so, I didn't get the memo.
YOU'RE DUMN WRITE THERE WUZ ACCID. AND FRITOS!
JULIANA CONFUSES PLEASANT DEMEANOR WITH BRAIN-DEAD, ROBOTIC SALESMENSHIP. THE YOUNG MEN ARE CLEAN CUT BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST HAD THEIR CONSCIENCES AND SENSES OF HUMOR REMOVED. NINJAS COMMIT FRONTAL ASSAULTS WHILE MORMONS COMMIT FRONTAL LOBOTOMIES. AMWAY ANYONE?
P.S. NUNCHUKES IS THE CORRECT SPELLING. CHECK YOUR DICTIONARY. IT MIGHT BE BETWEEN YOUR BOOK OF MORMON, PEARL OF GREAT PRICE, DOCTRINE AND COVENANTS, MEIN KAMPF OR JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY PAMPHLETS.
Julianna is the proper spelling of Julianna. Useless.
I'M SORRY I MEANT: JULIANNA IS THE PROPER SPELLING OF JULIANNA......USELESS. TRY TO KEEP UP.
CHECKED 4 DICTIONARIES. HERE'S THE GIST:
A NUNCHAKU, ALSO CALLED NUNCHUCKS OR NUNCHUKS (OR EVEN NUN-CHUCKS OR NUN CHUCKS)IS A MARTIAL ARTS WEAPON...AND CONSISTS OF TWO STICKS CONNECTED....BLAH BLAH ET CETERA
GET A NEW DICTIONARY, YOURS IS PAINFULLY DEFICIENT OF ACTUAL SPELLINGS OF ACTUAL WORDS. PERHAPS YOU CAN KEEP STORE BETWEEN YOUR 'SAINTS ALIVE IN JESUS' AND KOLOB LITERATURE, HOMEY.
THREE POSTS LATER...SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR BLOGSPACE PETE...THIS IS POINTLESS.
REGARDLESS, MUST CORRECT MYSELF: I MEANT "PERHAPS YOU CAN STORE IT". APOLOGIES.
POST THE FOURTH: I HAV NOTHIN MOR TO SAE ON THE MA77er SO NOW IS YOUR BIG CHANCE. BASH AWAE. OR DONT. IF YEW WONT TO DISCUSS IT FERTHER WITH ME START YER OWN DAM BLOG.
Y STOP NOW? THIS IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THIS BLOG HAS BEEN IN MONTHS
PETE DEW NOT ENKURIG THIS HORRID S1LLINESS. I SHULD'VE KNOWN B3TT3R. EEP. TIS SH4MEFULL.
Juliana (heh-heh),
Don't get your knickers, er, garments in a twist. I understand why you're having so much difficulty communicating your thoughts in a cogent, intellectual and correctly spelled manner. The gigantic penis in SLC allows women to use the communal brain ONLY when desperately attempting to refute facts about the Cult or when "Seig Heiling" the fossils. Have a happy day, Sweet Spirit.
Wow. Who could defend themself against such venom-spitting and selective bigotry? I'm certainly not qualified, I can't think of any thing, person, or organization that I hate as much as you seem to.
As far as my spelling and grammar are concerned, however, you are sadly incorrect and will remain so.
I apologize again, Pete, for this sick shit (for lack of better terminology) and to myself for wasting my time replying to these comments.
How deliciously condescending of you. Of course, the Cult has elevated condescension to an artform. I find it especially amusing that you began this exchange with your humorless, desperate response to my initial post. BTW, I doubt Pete will respond to your attempts to cozen up to him with your pathetic and completely empty apologies for being such an incredible wanker. I have posted on this blog for some time, something you certainly can't claim, Troll. Now go to church and pay your tithing like a good little cultoid.
OK, THAT'S TOTALLY MISLEADING SINCE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MORMONS AND NINJAS. NINJAS ASSAULT YOU WITH NUNCHUKES AND MORMONS ASSAULT YOU WITH HARD-SELL RELIGION.