How hard can writing a book be, if this gasbag can do it?
The book is about turning MSM conventional wisdom on its head and showing that the standard caricature of conservatives as angry/racist/bigoted/violence-prone crackpots is a much better description of today's unhinged liberals than of us.
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It’s not Republicans taking chainsaws to Democrat campaign signs and running down political opponents with their cars. It’s not conservatives burning Democrats in effigy, defacing war memorials, and supporting the fragging of American troops. And it’s not conservatives producing a bullet-riddled bumper crop of assassination-themed musicals, books and collectible stamps.
Yeah, all the Republicans are doing is fabricating and massaging intelligence information to start a war, intimidating those who oppose such actions* by bullying them publicly and outing their covert operative spouse, or otherwise performing acts that would've gotten you shot had they been committed during our last "good war."
Did the Democrats start rumors about the Clinton Administration murdering Vincent Foster (or circulating the "Clinton Death List?"). Were the Democrats the one who spread lies about McCain's wife, or that he might have fathered a child by a *shudder* black mother? Or organized the Swift Boar Liars? Or smeared Max Cleland?
And those are just a few of the examples from the "crackpots" who are actually in power. I don't have the time and you don't have the patience to go tit for tat regarding the unending tide of horseshit spewing from the likes of Savage, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Malkin herself, who seems to think a few defaced signs and a couple of thrown pies(!) are equivalent to perjury, slander, and sending 2000 Americans to die for no good reason.
To see just how deeply this unhinged disease has infected the entire party leadership and its liberal body politic, you'll have to buy the book.
$18.45? For 231 pages? Thanks, but my usual brand of TP is only .79 a roll.
* Something which is guaranteed us in the Constitution, as some who cry "treason" whenever something is pointed out that goes against their talking points seem to forget
Cool! Eva Braun came back from the dead and wrote a book!
Coulter is a dipshit, and I suspect this chick is, too. I think Coulter is on to something that Malkin is trying to emulate. Coulter by being pretty and articulate and spewing the most hateful rhetoric, has found a liscence to print money. This Malkin isn't bad-looking either. And the excerpts she has on her website are just as silly.
I'm wondering if there are similar pundits out there that are as embarrasing for liberals. People that distill the breadth of everything on the right down to it's most hateable characteristics. It would probably start something like:
"Conservatives oppose abortion becuase they want to have more babies to sell for oil for us to buy so they can line their pockets"
"The environment will remain the constant enemy of the conservative as the tall, girthy trees remind them of other personal shortcomings"
Or something like that. If anybody knows of any books or authors like that, let me know. If not, look for my new book "How the Right Wants to Give You Cancer" on sale this Thursday.
Coulter by being pretty
I'm wondering if there are similar pundits out there that are as embarrasing for liberals.
The thing is, I don't find many conservatives who admit to being "embarrassed" by any of these clowns. Coulter is a regular on Fox News, Malkin's books sell like hotcakes, and Limbaugh - inexplicably - is still afforded respect instead of being laughed off the air for being the liar, bigot, and hypocrite that he is.
Yer right, Pete. Those old lady hands disturb me.
You know what they say:
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
'She' looks awfully mannish to me. Those hands ... my eyes, my eyes! She also looks as if she has retained some of the brachiating characteristics during hominid evolution. Hacking on a woman's looks is a low-blow, but there isn't enough room on this blog to take apart her lunatic rantings piece by piece. Also, I am not sure she's not hiding a special little package. It would explain a lot.
Wait, is this really a book or just a collection of mug shots with a summary of the arrest report? I scrolled through her site and couldn't sift through the extremist crap enough to figure this out.