The gym where I work out has put up "goal" sheets for the members. Simply put, people write down what they hope to achieve by spending their free time (that could probably be put to better use elsewere) lifting heavy objects and running like a hamster on a treadmill.
Most are what you'd expect: "lose 10 pounds by New Year's," "finish the marathon in under 4 hours," "avoid death for a few more years." However, some of us are compelled, by forces over which we have no control, to meet such challenges with the only weapon at our disposal: being a wise ass. To this end, I grabbed several of the sheets and - when I was reasonably sure no one was watching - put a few up on the wall:
Goal: "Sell no wine before its time"
Goal: "Eat 50 eggs"
Goal: "Join the Star League and defend the frontier againt Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada"
Goal: "Up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat"
There were more, but I got bored after about a dozen.