February 5, 2006

A love of the arts

Posted by pete at February 5, 2006 11:08 AM

I present this link without further elaboration. I expect some APCB regulars will understand why, and leave cryptic messages in the Comments section. For the rest of you, bear with me.

Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?

Seriously, some of us would start drawing some conclusions as to the meaning of this post... when do we get some elaboration?

--Posted by Curmudgeon on February 5, 2006 11:21 AM

Guess #1: Pete's moving to CA because he's tired of hurricanes and wants to experience a landslide and/or forest fire.

Guess #2: That's Pete in the blurry picture with The Wife looking over the shoulder.

Guess #3: That's Pete post-surgery in the picture of the realtors and he's just now comfortable with sharing it with the rest of us.

Guess #4: There is no real reason, this is a link Pete found at random and he's just laughing at those of us who are actually wondering what he's talking about.

How'm I doin'?

--Posted by Chris on February 5, 2006 11:36 AM

“When I bought my first home it was horribly difficult,” Hirsch said. “Now I have the experience and knowledge, and I want to help the women in the industry and people that work for the companies.”

"Which industry would that be?" you might ask...

http://www.avn.com/articles/231888.html?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=232976

--Posted by sassy on February 5, 2006 11:56 AM

The toast was not buttered. The toast was NOT buttered. Garden hose. Tango Papa Zulu.

--Posted by Grotesqueticle on February 5, 2006 12:51 PM

It's a chick with two heads--Pete was always into freaks.

--Posted by raybob on February 5, 2006 12:51 PM

I'm an APCB regular, but I'm obviously not a very clever one. I'm clueless! Come on, Pete, elaborate.

--Posted by Fuzzball on February 5, 2006 1:16 PM

Hmmmmm. I too am puzzled. After wasting more time than I should have studying the site (yeah, fuck you, Pete, stop laughing), I only note three things. There are many spacing typos. The names are Stacey and Stacey everywhere but the bios, where they become Stacey and Staci. The one chick isn't smiling. That's it. I shall waste no more time with this; the next time I check here, there better be explanations.

--Posted by basshole on February 5, 2006 1:16 PM

P.S. Does it have something to do with the featured property in Sherman Oaks?

--Posted by Fuzzball on February 5, 2006 1:17 PM

There you are, Raylene! I've missed you.

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on February 5, 2006 1:21 PM

P.S. I'll bet five bucks that Pete knew I'd know what was going on.

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on February 5, 2006 1:22 PM

I wasn't going to name names.

To the others, no - I'm not moving to California. Sorry if that was implied.

--Posted by Pete on February 5, 2006 2:40 PM

I doubted it was really her, HWREtc, but upon doing some, um, "research," I think you're right, especially given the bit about her "love of the arts and [being] a working actress for many years." I can't believe I didn't recognize that rather angular chin right off the bat.

(And I had no idea she was so progressively Orwellian, either. Gotta love the use of "excitinginvestments," "rewardingexperience," and "ahome.")

--Posted by The Thing That Walks Like A Man on February 5, 2006 2:40 PM

Now I'm REALLY confused. Nothing new, of course, but still...

--Posted by Fuzzball on February 5, 2006 9:08 PM

Helen Keller Plaid.

--Posted by don on February 5, 2006 9:43 PM

Given the "prurient interests" category this post is organized in, the known filthiness of the commentors who appear to have any clue what is going on here, and the name "Raylene" that got mentioned, I can conclude only one thing: one of the realtors/appraisers pictured in the website has done some porn. And, guessing purely from the facial (no pun intended) expressions of the two on the web site, I'm guessing its the one on the right.

--Posted by denny on February 6, 2006 6:35 PM



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