This fellow seems to have hit upon the solution for those annoying New Yorker caption contests (via MetaFilter):


I suspect the same philosophy could apply to most of my blog entries, though I imagine the Comments section would get a mite boring.
Yup, big ol' asshole.
Christ, what a rectal orifice!
but he's a nice asshole
Hmm.
An intriguing variation on D. Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the Universe" (fyi, single panel cartoon showing you guessed it, an angry dog with only the caption changing).
Christ, what a dark anal hole!
Christ, what a basshole
Let me be the first to say ...
Christ, what an asshole.