I don't generally comment on the celebrity romances. I'd say it's because I don't really care, which is mostly true, but I used up a lot of my "A" material this week already:
Lindsay Lohan may have found a new man in the shape of rocker Ryan Adams. The actress/singer, who was recently romantically linked to her Chapter 27 co-star Jared Leto, has been quietly dating Adams for a month, according to American magazine In Touch. A pal tells the publication, "She's spending all her free time with him. She has been staying at his Greenwich Village (New York) apartment almost every night. She thinks musicians are sexy and she's a fan of his music."
I guess Jared gaining all that weight to play Mark David Chapman wasn't as "sexy" as merely being a petulant head case.
Question: if Adams has been known to throw people out of his shows for requesting "Summer of '69," what's he likely to do if she slips up and calls him "Bryan" during sex?
So when are John Mayer and Delta Burke hookin' up?
What the hell?? That's the craziest connection since Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos. They'll both be dead of a cow tranq overdose by SXSW.