How's everybody's favorite SI and Rolling Stone cover boy doing at the 2006 Winter Games so far?
Men's Downhill - 5th place
Men's Combined - Disqualified
Mudge's prediction that Miller fails to medal in all five of his events is looking pretty prescient. Stay tuned.
He was on Time and Newsweek a week or so ago.
My response was "I hope this gloryhound assf--k Sonny Bonos himself."
Why do people care about this guy? I honestly hadn't even heard of him until two or three weeks ago.
You'd prefer that I start writing about Star Wars again?
Star Wars would be a'ight by me. Or perhaps more whimsical condemnation of our Nation's weekly political scandals. Thems good readin'.
As much as I want to endorse Miller for his views on skiing hammered, he really just seems to be phoning it in.
After what happened to Ohno, it seems like being a medal hopeful is like being on the cover of Madden 200x.
Dude, if I never hear the words "Bode" or "Miller" again it will be too soon.
I was sick of him the minute he opened his mouth.
BTW, peenman, ohno just pulled a win out of his ass in men's relay. Not that I care, but i do have a soft spot for that one, as opposed to the writhing hate I have on for miller.
Bode is an idiot. He has a chance of a lifetime and pulls the most non-classy, idiotic "I'm the man" attitude and comes home with zero medals. Wow, what a role model this idiot is... Signed ShaqKobe
All that's left is for Miller to order a pizza before the race, and have Mr. Hand take it and start handing out slices to the other skiers.
Poetic justice rocks.