This might be a little later for some of you ladies, but the AMA has some staistics on the dangers dotting the landscape during spring break:

You wouldn't have had any problems with me and my friends in college. Poverty forced us to go camping, and while I can't speak for everybody, I know most of us weren't ambulatory enough to even get out of a hammock to relieve ourselves.
Wouldn't have gotten much of a tan, however.
There's nothing funny about underage drinking... now that I'm a parent.