Here's a little formula I came up with after seeing the freaky abomination that passed for a prize in my daughter's Happy Meal last Friday:
Lovable, yet borderline creepy Troll dolls + Consumerist, teen whore training doll Bratz


It's a result of my current addiction to WoW that my first thought was "Gnomes", and the second was "The purple pigtail one is obviously a warlock".
Heh. Good one, Jason.
The good folk at McDonald's have gotta be fucking kidding. Next stop on this Train to Nutzville: The Hamburglar is replaced by "Blowjob Billy"!
Two words: dog toys.