May 8, 2006

"Hey, kids, always recycle...to the extreme!"

Posted by pete at May 8, 2006 6:10 AM

Here's a little formula I came up with after seeing the freaky abomination that passed for a prize in my daughter's Happy Meal last Friday:

Lovable, yet borderline creepy Troll dolls             +            Consumerist, teen whore training doll Bratz            

=
"Trollz"
trollz1.jpg

I admit, I can't be completely sure which of these blinged out Angela Davis lookalikes was the one nestled in the bag next to my kid's apple dippers. Frankly, I was too afraid of accidentally looking it in the eyes and turning to stone.

Two words: dog toys.

--Posted by Laurence Simon on May 8, 2006 10:55 AM

How about "Trollopz"?

--Posted by Jason on May 8, 2006 2:57 PM

Those are so scary I think I want one.

--Posted by laanba on May 8, 2006 8:05 PM

It's a result of my current addiction to WoW that my first thought was "Gnomes", and the second was "The purple pigtail one is obviously a warlock".

--Posted by Josh on May 9, 2006 7:41 AM

Heh. Good one, Jason.

The good folk at McDonald's have gotta be fucking kidding. Next stop on this Train to Nutzville: The Hamburglar is replaced by "Blowjob Billy"!

--Posted by Elisson on May 9, 2006 1:34 PM



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