In case you hadn't heard, the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel opened this weekend, to the tune of $55 million. This puts it on pace to beat Spider-Man 2 for best three-day opening. It is, of course, an "event" movie, which means the opinions of pompous gasbags like myself matter even less than usual.
Nevertheless, my hard-hitting and incisive review is up for your ridicule at Film Threat.
As always, please ignore those annoying goddamned advertising links littering the site like so many cigarette butts in a sandbox.