I've been trying to avoid paying attention to any of the following for the past year, in the belief that doing so will somehow cleanse my subconscious and make me a better human being:
Paris "Echo Chamber" Hilton
The Spawn of Cruise
Britney Spears and/or Kevin Federline
Brangelinaston
Lindsay "Clinical Exhaustion" Lohan
A throwaway reference to Spears/Federline in my Idiocracy review apparently prompted a certain someone to lob me this little news item, for which I have sworn upon the altar of Wotan eternal hostility against them:
The only baby Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are talking about right now is K-Fed's debut album.
Federline will release the rap album "Playing With Fire" on Oct. 31.
He is offering an autographed photo to the first 500 people who preorder it through his online store.
Federline made his national television debut recently on the Teen Choice Awards -- and was slammed with some negative reviews.
Among them was Elliot Wilson of the hip-hop magazine XXL, who said Federline was "a joke, basically."
I am sorely, nay, achingly tempted to order a signed photo for friends and family. A pity funds are so tight.