Since we're all destined to perish in Korean-originated nuclear fire, your time is more precious than ever. And to keep all our minds off the ignominy of dying at the hands of something called a Taep'o-dong missile, here are some reviews to inform your moviemaking decisions:
Jackass: Number Two - *****
Feast - ****
All the King's Men - **1/2
The Guardian - **
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - **1/2
The Departed - ****
Employee of the Month - *
Theyre apocalyptastic.
I enjoyed your reviews of Employee of the Month and Departed. I especially liked the subtlety of the EOTM review; good to know its crap :)