January 22, 2007
Buck Fush
Posted by pete at January 22, 2007 9:51 PMThat's "Reggie" Bush, in case anyone was under the mistaken impression that this is a subtle political post.
I gave lip service last week to how, as a Bears fan, I wouldn't be overly upset if the Saints went. Not becase they "were due" or because I think they deserve it post-Katrina, but because I think it'd make the Texans' drafting Mario Williams #1 over Bush (or Young) that much more hilarious.
Then this happened:
This after unwisely taunting a pursuing Brian Urlacher during his 88-yard TD run. I should've known better than to even obliquely wish good things for someone who went to USC. Happily, Bush was largely ineffectual aside from that TD, and Urlacher and company kept pretty boy Drew Brees on the run for most of the game. I'm still not happy with Grossman, but maybe Chicago can pull it off.
And the victory was made that much sweeter by how it demonstrated just how little brain mass it takes to be a sports analyst:
Oh Thesimann…I wonder how much Urlacher would charge to break the other leg.
It’s always great when the “experts” at ESPN get everything wrong!
of course the Bears had father of the year candidate Tank Johnson doing sack dances and celebrating on the field in this post season.
That’s because he gets results, you STUPID CHIEF!
Peyton Manning’s gonna eat yer boys up and spit ‘em back out again.
All those Bear motherf*ckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. The Colts are gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once they get to Miami and find those Chicago f*cks who are playing that football, they’re gonna make ‘em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made ‘em eat. Then you’re all you motherf*cks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Kevin Smith may be a one trick pony, but damn if that line didn’t come in handy to paraphrase.
Peyton Manning’s gonna eat yer boys up and spit ‘em back out again.
Yes, because Manning has such a proven track record. Archie’s unrealistic expectations and a decade of failure at Tennessee and Indy will have him vomiting blood before game time.
Can’t wait for this Super Bowl, although it would have been more fun to take on the Patriots and Belichick and Brady. As for ESPN’s ‘experts’, that’s pretty good evidence to bet on whoever they’re picking against! Great screen shot there.
The flip was the best part of the game…and at least Reggie didn’t stick his “Ur” in Paris Hiltons “Lacher” like Brian did. Now that’s offensive…
of course the Bears had father of the year candidate Tank Johnson doing sack dances and celebrating on the field in this post season.