July 11, 2007
"You've answered our prayers in Hollywood."
Posted by pete at July 11, 2007 7:05 PM"Jigglin' titties. Who would've thunk of it?"
What is it with these Jugs?
Fashioned after a lifelike set of woman's breasts, Jingle Jugs™, when activated, begin to move in rhythmic motion to the song, "Titties & Beer" by Capitol Records success Rodney Carrington.The Jingle Jugs™ make a perfect gag gift. They're a must have in the game room or in the bar. Put 'em in your home office or garage and liven up your workspace. Put a new top on 'em to match the season. Mount 'em next to your trophies in the game room - after all, it's the Trophy Rack You've Always Wanted! Leave 'em on "Motion Detect Mode" and startle visitors when they jiggle and dance to "Titties & Beer." The opportunities for laughter and fun are endless with Jingle Jugs!
The Jugs are manufactured with high quality components. You can either install batteries in them or use the included AC Adapter. Jingle Jugs are easily mountable on the wall or you can use the included stand to put them on a flat surface, like the Thanksgiving table centerpiece.
While I contest the assertions of "endless" entertainment potential, I certainly wouldn't walk out on a Thanksgiving dinner where these were prominently displayed, if only because of the assumed likelihood of someone driving an ATV into the river later that night, or one of the kids accidentally shooting Dad in the ass. I guess this is for the family that found "Billy Bass" too upmarket and sophisticated.
And only one size? Is there nothing in this country that caters to fans of large breasts?
I hope a car at the Art Car Parade has these mounted all over it. They could gyrate along with “Milkshake”.
Damn. I was hoping that someone actually broke down, bought, field tested, and wrote a review on the The Beer Belly’s companion, The Wine Rack.