This, stolen from Carol at Ain't Chicken, gave me the biggest laugh I've had all day:
I know a lot of people are pissed about the Harry Potter spoilers all over the internet so, if you haven't read this bestseller don't look.
Yeah, but it was a relatively minor character, introduced late in the book, that actually killed him. Kind of a cop-out, if you ask me.
Awww Pete ya flatter me, boy.