Actually, someone does:
As the race to back up claims over the resources of the Arctic Ocean heats up, Canada has said it will build two new military bases in its far north.
Prime Minister Stephen Harper made the announcement during a tour of Canada's northern territories.
It comes as a Danish mission prepares to sail to the North Pole to map the seabed under the ice.
Last week, a Russian expedition planted the country's flag on the floor of the Arctic Ocean under the North Pole.
And if current trends continue, Oaanaaq will be known as "the San Diego of the 76th parallel."
Melting polar ice has led to competing claims over access to Arctic resources, including the Northwest Passage, a shipping channel between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans currently blocked by ice during the winter months.
Mr Harper announced plans last month to build six naval vessels to patrol the passage.
Canada, Russia, Denmark, Norway and the United States also have competing claims to the seabed below the North Pole, an area containing as much as 25% of the world's undiscovered oil and gas according to a US study.
How swell that our continued reliance on fossil fuels is the very thing that has freed up access to the amount needed to complete our realization of the SPF-1000 future promised in the first RoboCop.
Meh, that's all I've got. Go read my Rush Hour 3 review. It's Polanski-riffic.
Could we have someone imbed Chris Tucker under the Arctic ice?
Re: Rush Hour 3 — Couldn’t they somehow have worked in Phil Spector as a loud American tourist with amusing hair? There could have been a musical number where he pretended to slap various models, Kim Carnes style! HILARIOUS!