Here's one film festival I'm pretty sure I won't be attending:
After two long years of cinematic drought, movie lovers in the war-ravaged Iraqi capital will at last be treated to a feast of Arabic and Iranian films when the Baghdad International Film Festival is staged Dec. 16 to 19.
Films for the fest will mainly be submitted from Egypt, Jordan and Iran, according to Iraqi helmer Dr. Abdul Basit Salman.
Egypt plans to send 27 films, most of them shorts made by students at the High Institution for Cinema, although the country's two main television channels and some private production houses will be sending in features, he said.
The last time a film festival was held in Baghdad was in September 2005 when 58 locally made short films were screened before thronging crowds over six days in a Baghdad hotel.
Since February 2006, when the bombing of a Shiite shrine in the city of Samarra unleashed hideous sectarian violence, which has killed thousands of Iraqis, entertainment in Iraq has been reduced mainly to watching satellite television at home.
But with a U.S. troop "surge" since February and a better trained Iraqi army putting militants to flight, violence in Baghdad has been sharply reduced.
Prime minister Nuri al-Maliki said on Sunday that car bombs and roadside bombings across Iraq had dropped by 77% compared to levels prior to February when U.S. and Iraqi launched a drive to clear Baghdad and its surrounding belts of militias and insurgents.
The article fails to mention that the hotel used for the 2005 festival was destroyed earlier this year by suicide bombers.
Look, I've seen some shit, right? I slept on a couch at Sundance, maaaan. I picked up the tab at the Ginger Man after four of us had been drinking for six hours. I'm no pansy. Even so - and even though I made a half-assed attempt to weasel my way into the Middle Eastern International Film Festival (in relatively stable Abu Dhabi) - I'm probably going to be busy that weekend.
I think Alvin and the Chipmunks opens that weekend, after all.