Woo-hoo, a natural resources crime scene in my own back yard:

CenterPoint will be back out tomorrow, as it seems they'll have to replace the entire line coming off the main. Still awaiting word on how much of the carport and garage will be left standing.
And I don't even want to think about the chaos that will ensue if they have to try and move Smogdor.
1: Woo hoo!
2: They haven’t done it yet, but it’s a minor leak and we’re told they won’t actually have to uproot anything.
We need video of you surveying the site, slipping on your sunglasses, and delivering one-liners, CSI Miami style.
“CNG? I’d say…more like DOA.”
“I’ve had a gas leak before. But usually…I just have to apologize to the guests.”
“I’ve seen guys dead from mainlining gas before. But never…a dead main gas line.”
1: your blog’s back
2: How much damage did they do?