But was his hair perfect?
Werewolf bandit snared in north Harris County
A man who donned a werewolf mask inside a convenience store Wednesday wasn't engaging in some late Halloween festivities.
Mackinley Breeden, 28, demanded cash, not candy, about 11:30 a.m. when he stormed into a Circle K store in the 5100 block of FM 1960, Harris County deputies said.
The knife-wielding Breeden told the clerk not to move, then grabbed the money from the register and fled. A passerby saw the clerk chasing Breeden from the store, deputies said.
"He (Breeden) still had the mask on," said Harris County Sheriff's Sgt. Noel Araguz. "So, (the witness) put two-and-two together and said it was a robbery."
Rarely has the disconnect between headline and story disappointed me so. At least the savvy passerby realized that lycanthropy only manifests itself after dark. Stupidity, on the other hand, knows no circadian rhythm.
I suspect you want ‘drinkING’, not ‘drink’, in your entry headline.
Could be wrong, though. You ARE pretty weird.
Damned furries
I suspect you want ‘drinkING’, not ‘drink’, in your entry headline.
Goddammit…
Goddammit…
That’s my answer to everything that dares to interrupt my blissful days of laziness, work or no work.
If it’s not zombies at the mall, it’s werewolves at the Circle K.
End of days, man. End of days.