A revelation came upon me while watching that T-Mobile commercial where Charles Barkley offers to put Dwayne Wade in his "five" (which is apparently a gift on par with Lillian Russell's bicycle) if he sinks a putt. Wade - of course - doesn't, and Sir Charles' phone is safe.
That's when a vision, unbidden, came to me. It was an image of Barkley's cell phone screen. Specifically, his five...
And they were all Michael Jordan.