She Who Shall Not Be Named acquired two more potential nicknames this weekend (to go along with "La Destructora" and My Justification for Owning Firearms), those being:
Polk: Our wonderful daughter has acquired the occasional tendency to come into our bedroom around 3 AM and enforce her own particular Manifest Destiny on the bed. Last Saturday, she drove The Wife off in her toddler version of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, and forced me into my own Oregon Territory. Being married for almost 12 years, I'm well acquainted with occupying the West Coast of a mattress, but SWSNBN adds a new wrinkle by laying laterally upon the bed and jamming her feet into the small of my back. Hail to the Chief.
Zorba: Because she broke two plates this weekend, even without the benefit of ouzo.
So there's that. I also have two new reviews up:
Semi-Pro - **
Penelope - **1/2
That Will Ferrell. Hilarious.
creating the inability to fully cover up my “assets.”
Urge to make inappropriate comment…rising.
go ahead, I live for inappropriate comments…
I think “polking” as you are now calling it, is a common trait of the preschool set. Mine uses stealth and swan diving techniques to get onto our raised king size bed at approximately 4am to wedge herself between myself and Big Ed. She doesn’t get under the covers but lays on top, creating the inability to fully cover up my “assets.” She squirms and flips like a gymnast during the wee hours and as Big Ed likes to put it “She thinks the perfect place for her little toe, is up my A@#.”