May 7, 2008
Your dorsal ocelli are like limpid pools
Posted by pete at May 7, 2008 1:16 AMIsabella Rossellini is doing a series of shorts for the Sundance Channel called Green Porno, in which she acts out the mating routines of various invertebrates. It is simultaneously one of the weirdest and coolest things I've ever seen (and I suppose it's technically NSFW):
In addition to snails and earthworms, you can enjoy simulated hanky-panky with such arthropod luminaries as the dragonfly, bee, and spider, peppered with informative commentary like, "My anus would end up on top of my head. Unfortunately."
Admittedly, I went straight for praying mantis, and was a little disappointed that the lovely Ms. Rossellini didn't play the female.
I shudder to think of not only the number of fetishes satisfied by that series, but also the number of new ones created.
Ahhhh, who am I kidding. I’m sure all we red-blooded he-men have fantasized about Isabella Rossellini as a color-shifting arthropoid tranny.
(And what’s the insectile equivalent of a “Furry”, anyway? A “‘Poddy”? A “Buggy”? “Carapacey” simply doesn’t work.)
And what’s the insectile equivalent of a “Furry”, anyway?
Chitinophile
Chelicerati
Pedipalperast
Do you remember what it said on the scroll during the ZooTV tour?
It said “TASTE IS THE ENEMY OF ART”.
You weren’t nearly drunk enough at that show.
Hell, neither was I.
Speechless - that’s me. :)
2 weeks to Iron Maiden, bro! Are you ready???