To prove I'm still generating content - just not on APCB - here are some links to stuff I've written in the last few weeks.
Reviews
I haven't seen a lot of movies lately, thanks to the general insanity of the holiday season and a distinct lack of enthusiasm about most recent releases. To wit:
Twilight *1/2 - I'm no longer convinced "at least they're reading" is adequate when the books in question are as shitty as these.
Hair Balls - I've been a little more productive on this front (amazing what the promise of financial remuneration does for one's output). That said, I went a little apeshit on the whole "James Bond Week" theme:
The Top Five Bond Girl Names (11/10/2008)
The Top Five Henchmen (11/11/2008)
Best Five Non-Villain Deaths (11/12/2008)
Best Bond Villain Deaths (11/13/2008)
Five Best Bond Songs (11/14/2008)
Best Bond Villains (11/15/2008)
Best Bond Movies (11/16/2008)
How Quantum of Solace Stacks Up (11/17/2008)
I also did a couple of lists in "honor" of Twilight and Turkey Day:
The Five Worst Movie Vampires (11/21/2008)
Memorable Movie Thanksgivings (11/27/2008)
Finally, in response to those lousy Sam Houston Comcast commercials:
Top Five Commercials Featuring Political Figures (12/01/2008)
I do have some cool pics of She Who Shall Not Be Named on a zipline that I may have to post here.