Saw He's Just Not That Into You tonight. It's produced by New Line Cinema. This isn't really important until you remember that trailers attached to new releases are generally for movies being released by the same company. As it happens, the only thing New Line has coming down the pike is Michael Bay's Friday the 13th remake, so the young ladies assembled to swoon over Ben Affleck were also treated to a few judicious machete murders.
I'm seeing F13 next week, but the trailer served a greater purpose tonight in that it allowed me to endure the ensuing 120 minutes by imagining Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long messily beheaded by a thyroid case in a hockey mask.
As was once sung by Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, “That’s entertainment!”